Michael is the flyest of the Systems Administrators. Michael supports and maintains ITS internal services, a position he has held since the beginning of time.

Michael, a multiple award winner, was this year's best in show, big foot impersonator of the year 5 out of the last 7 years, voted Curling's Sweeper of the Year by Ice and Broom Magazine, and fronts a cover band performing the haunting melodies of Zamphir, Master of the Pan Flute.